with blackjack and hookers
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Wait, I’m having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave’s not here, man
I find myself saying, “What about what?” everytime I don’t quite hear or understand someone.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
Good news everyone!
Most times I startle my cat “I’m sorry, I thought you was corn.”
Long enough Fry, Long enough…
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
Is 5:15 from Severance?
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
Fine, I’ll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don’t you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
